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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I put gum in monkeygibby's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for mully (10 points). In May I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).

Overall, I've been nice (342 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!


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Don't say I never do anything nice for you mully.


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